If you take your time when cleaning up and doing dishes or washing your pans, you won't feel compelled to open the dish soap top with your teeth.
It won't kill you to take a few extra seconds to find an accessible hand to open the bottle. Or so I hear. Slowing down is not my forte, hence this new category on the site.
It takes forever for the taste of soap to come out of your mouth and unwinding from a day with a glass of red just isn't the same with Dawn in your mouth.
Simple math...few seconds vs forever. A few seconds of waiting vs soap mouth forever.
When I say "forever", I am of course speaking hyperbolically. (Is that the adverb use of speaking in hyperbole? Oh, I don't care. I still taste soap and it tastes like shit.)